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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Jumping Jologs (a.k.a. JJ) : noun.
1. the vilest creatures in the whole universe
2. monsters
3. good-for-nothing assholes
4. entities that should be burned alive
5. people who wear black clothes, wear black eyeliners, wear large silver accesories, have weird hairstyles, have a thousand piercings
6. some would call them emo
7. they look scary
8. they hoard the UP fair every year
9. the most extreme example would be this guy who had branches and leaves behind his head (don't ask me why)
10. they smoke pot ON the fair premises
11. most look like high school students, even younger
12. the world would be a better place without them

I AM GRUMPY.
10:26:00 PM


♥ The Grumpy Toast ♥


    The Grumpy Toast is very grumpy. Beware, this toast bites.

♥ Lies ♥


    I'm sorry.
    Everything's gonna be okay.
    Love makes the world go round.

♥ Horoscopes ♥


    And if you can't feel confident, then just fake it until you do! If you can convince yourself of your value, then other people will be convinced of it, too.
    You have some serious strength that you still haven't tapped into, and today's challenges will finally give you a chance to discover it for yourself.
    Stop chasing and let yourself be chased.
    There is no time like the present to get started on your future!
    You should be more deliberate about figuring out where you want to go, what you want to do, and who you want to do it with.
    Because if you show the people in power that you are not only out for yourself, you can make a very good impression.
    You simply cannot afford to let popular opinion shape even a single one of your decisions -- it may seem harmless to do something just to make everyone else happy, but in the end it will put you in uncomfortable, false situations. Being popular is not worth sacrificing your independent thinking or your goals. So do what you want to do -- push as hard as you want and ignore what other people think. You have to stay true to your idealistic nature.

♥ TagBoard ♥



    The toast said TAG. NOT spam.


♥ Thank you ♥



    A grumpy thanks to
  • Jasmine
  • for creating the grumpiest layout The Grumpy Toast has ever seen. Kudos!
    the toast's head
    for having the ability to write things that The Grumpy Toast wants to write and blessedly, in an understandable way.
    everyday
    for giving the toast reasons to be grumpy so the toast can write on the toast's blog.
    The Grumpy Toast's friends
    for making the toast's life everyday grumpy (weeee).
    YOU
    for reading The Grumpy Toast's blog even though it's full of grumpy nothings about the toast's life.

♥ Past Rawr-ing ♥